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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into  Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way  through the entrance.

The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly 'Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no they aren’t twins.' 'The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the  hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'


I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter.

'I just couldn't believe someone had sex with you twice.

 Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'

I came across the wonderful love letter; I thought I would share it here

>>I once had you who grew to be very close to me and filled with love. Entirely I have and had the same feelings for you. But we need to feel such relation more profoundly and realistic manner and also learn how we can best deal with it.  Let’s have your time with following thoughts: 

Suppose that once we are sitting at the edge of a swimming pool or lake, I fill the palm of your hand with some water and hold it before me, and I say this:

This was how I saw it: As long as you keep your hand caringly open and allow it to remain there, it will always be there. However, if you attempt to close your fingers round it and try to posses it, it will spill through the first cracks it finds.

This is the greatest mistake that people do when they meet love…they try to posses it, they demand, they expect… and just like the water spilling out of your hand, love will retrieve from you.

For love is meant to be free, you cannot change its nature. If there are people you love, allow them to be free beings.

Give and don’t expect.
Advise, but don’t order.
Ask, but never demand.
And no ultimatum.

It might sound simple, but it is a lesson that may take a lifetime to truly practice. It is the secret to true love. To truly practice it, you must sincerely feel no expectations from those who you love, and yet an unconditional caring.

Passing thought… Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take;
but by the moments that take our breath away…..

Life is beautiful!!! Live it!!! and Love it…!<<

Work begins to repair severed net

Work has begun to repair two damaged internet cables in the Mediterranean

Sea that were severed last week.

Flag Telecom, one of the firms responsible for the cables, says it will take about a week to be fixed.

The break in cables has caused disruption to net services in the Middle East and India. The cause is still not known.

Repairs will involve a team of about 50 people, including navigation experts and cable engineers, said Flag Telecom.

The ship that will repair the first severed cable is already in place, with repairs underway, while the second vessel is expected to begin work on Tuesday.

Bespoke ships

"It will be a highly technical job and should take a week to complete," a spokesperson for Flag Telecom told the BBC News website.

The cause of the damage has not been officially confirmed but there have been reports that the breaks were related to a tanker dragging its anchor along the sea bed.

However, the Egyptian communications ministry has denied any ships were in the area at the time of the break. The first job in such a situation was to find the exact location of the damaged cable, said Mark Harper, manager of cable system support at Cable and Wireless.

The firm is not involved in the repair operation, but has carried out similar work in the past. Often the location of a break can be found by cable engineers back on shore. The areas affected by the outage will give key clues as to what part of the cable is broken.

To get a more precise location, cable engineers can send light pulses along the fibres in the cable using a device known as a Optical Time Domain Reflectometer. When the pulses hit the broken part of the cable they will bounce back and by measuring the time it takes for them to return, engineers can ascertain the location of the damage to within tens of metres. The next stage is to employ a specially fitted cable ship, which will have onboard remotely operated vehicles (ROVs).

Fishing

If the ROV is able to locate the cable it can cut out the nonworking sections and pull the cable back onto the ship. Alternatively a device onboard known as a grapnel can hook the cable from the sea floor and drag it on to the ship. "The first option is preferable because it means you can recover the cable very close to the end whereas a grapnel is less precise," said Mr Harper. Grapnels have been in use for hundreds of years, and so were part of the equipment employed when the first telegraph cables were laid.

The damaged cable can be repaired on the ship at which point a technician will splice new cable to the existing pieces. Once repaired it can be lowered back to the seabed. Two cable operators were involved in this most recent outage.

FLAG Telecoms, which has responsibility for the Fiber-Optic Link Around the Globe (FLAG), a 28,000km (17,400 mile) long submarine communications cable and SEA-ME-WE 4, or the South East Asia-Middle East-West Europe 4 project - which links South East Asia to Europe via the Indian subcontinent and the Middle East.

There was disruption to 70% of the nationwide network in Egypt, and India suffered up to 60% disruption. Disruption also occurred in the United Arab Emirates (UAE), Kuwait and Saudi Arabia, reported the Associated Press. In Dubai, at least two internet service providers (ISPs) were affected.

In December 2006, seven of the eight cables connected to Taiwan were damaged by an earthquake, disrupting communications in much of Asia. These cables took several months to fully repair.

Natural disasters are one of several causes of cable outages. In this case, an errant anchor has been blamed and Mr Harper believes there is "still a partial conflict between the needs of shipping and of telecoms".

But it is not the biggest problem facing cable operators. "Fishing is still the biggest issue. Historically in Europe trawler fishing has been a problem although in the last 15 years most cables have been buried in the seabed to overcome this," said Mr Harper.

             
Ships are now in place off the coast of Egypt to start 
repairs