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A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw
Steven Spielberg.
As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and
asks for his autograph.
Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese
people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here."
The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who
bombed your PearlHarbour, it was the Japanese".
"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied
Spielberg.
In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You
sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."
Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the
ship, not me."
The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all
the same."
Steven Spielberg.
As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and
asks for his autograph.
Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese
people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here."
The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who
bombed your PearlHarbour, it was the Japanese".
"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied
Spielberg.
In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You
sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."
Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the
ship, not me."
The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all
the same."
Lol thanks for yet another good laugh Lemon! :D
Haha, very nice...
Old chinese proverb say: "MAN WHO GO TO BED WITH ITCHY BUTT, WAKE UP WITH STIIINKY FINGER!" Old chinese proverb say: "MAN WHO STAND ON TOILET, HIGH ON POT!" Old chinese proverb say: "MAN WHO WALK DOWN STREET WITH HAND IN POCKETS, FEEL COCKY!"
haha hoho :D
Hey I just don't know what to say??????? Let's go ez with the chinese. And no I am not chinese. Maby I am just grumpy today :(
heh made me lol :D
It is just for fun , Chinese People- Please do not take it by heart .... Keep Smiling :D