SpawnPoint - Where Game Begins

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into  Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way  through the entrance.

The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly 'Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no they aren’t twins.' 'The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the  hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'


I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter.

'I just couldn't believe someone had sex with you twice.

 Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'