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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into  Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way  through the entrance.

The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly 'Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no they aren’t twins.' 'The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the  hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'


I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter.

'I just couldn't believe someone had sex with you twice.

 Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'

 

A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw
Steven Spielberg.

As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and
asks for his autograph.

Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese
people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here."

The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who
bombed your PearlHarbour, it was the Japanese".

"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied
Spielberg.

In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You
sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."

Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the
ship, not me."

The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all
the same."